Saturday 31 August 2013

Coolest Hairstyles EVAH!!!


 TOP TEN HAIRSTYLES!!!
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We liked this one because of it's vibrant colours and the watermelon vibe it gives off!!
 
 
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This one got chosen for number 2 because it's soooo unique and really radical <;)
 
 
 
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 OMG!!! IT'S SO COLOURFUL AND AMZING AND AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but................


<;)<:)
 
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It's a rainbow. That's all that needs to be said.......

5 weirdest deaths by unicorns

Unicorns!!!

I know what your thinking. Yay, a whole page filled with cute pink fluff. But don't be fooled by their innocent looks. OK...... Unicorns have always been magical, but they're not usually portrayed as evil, are they? Well, read on to find out what's really beneath all that cute fluffiness......

5...
Tricycle Terror
This image is rather gross. Well, really gross.  


4...
Awful Accident (or was it?)


This one is actually really disturbing. I mean, that is one fat unicorn! (and look at those eyes!)



Blinded by the light...



This one might take a little bit of explaining. See, there's a unicorn, and it's farting a rainbow that's so bright it blinds him (and then he trips over something and falls to his doom;)

3...
Guilty Gallop
Poor, poor Fred* He only wanted a hug.............
(*Fred is the Unicorn, if you hadn't already guessed)



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Demonic Death Unicorn!

Personally, I think it looks more like a Demonic Death Donkey, but, you know, it's pretty cool!


I hope you enjoyed our top 5. Tell us if you agreed and if you can think of any other cool ways to get killed by a unicorn!!!
SEE YA!!

Friday 30 August 2013

Radical quotations and observations

 Freedom... is what everyone in prison wants.
 ... you could get eaten by a shark or a unicorn (seriously, they are deadly) but, you know...... YOLO!!!!
yeah, umm, I think we'll just leave it at that, don't you think Jess? Jess? JESS? Wait a second..... 
Seriously though, who's rich enough to buy 90 watermelons?

Ok, that's all for now.... I know you'll probably seriously sobbing now. But look on the bright side! Now you have your own swimming pool! We're so helpful and amazing, aren't we!



We've been expecting you......

(stroking black kitty evilly)
Hallo! We are Jess and Grace! This blog is full of awesome and kinda useful tips on how to improve your general life. We hope these come in handy sometime in the near future, but they probably won't..........(awkward silence) Heres a factfile on our awesome, radical, amazing, beautiful, smart, dope, fantastic (the list could go on and on!)selves!!!!!!!!!

Us!!!

Obsession: Jess-Ukuleleing Grace-Dancying

Favourite Colour: Jess-Mint Grace-RAINBOW

Favourite Animal: Jess-Llamacorns Grace-Zebracorn

Dream Hair Colour: Jess-Blue Grace-Lilac

Favourite Movie: Jess-Telletubby's Grace-Forrest Gump

Dream Job: Jess-Hair dresser Grace-Travel Journalist

Favourite weather: Jess-Hail Grace-Warm rain

Best fashion accessory: Jess: Beanie!?!? Grace-Kitty hat

You're probably really bored by now reading us blah blah blahing. Sorry:{ This is where it gets interesting!(mysterious laugh(mwahhaha)).........